31 January 2011

American Limericks (which I made last February)

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Miss Missouri

A beautiful miss from Missouri
just said with a laugh "Oh, I'm sorry!"
as she changed her tights
by a castle where knights
in stiff silence begged her: "So, 'r we?!"




Mrs Mississippi

This chambermaid from Mississippi
in longstockings tried look like Pippi
with lips made of kisses
as Miss becomes Mrs
her hair floats away - goodbye hippie
!




No Color Colorado

A cowboy from high Colorado
chased rainbows, such dry desperado

well he tried to stay cool
but from hill fell the fool

All colors soon melted like snow in his eyes Soleado





Never Ending Nevada

Those horses deserted deep in Nevada
they dreamed about riding Roulette Autostrada

However no clouds of sand they found
never helped leaving that land, went round

just lost as they bet on themselves in Las Vegas, won nada




Illinois Toys
or Chicago Chick

Hot gangster chick from Illinois
she gladly played cards with the boys

as they got four queens
the fifth in her jeans

was not some trick, just a real toy






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